Is Lap Dancing a Sport?

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on September 25, 2013 0 Comments


Lap dancing is like football.  The guys go for a touchdown.  The girls defend their end zone.

Lap dancing is like baseball.  The guys go for a home run.  The girls keep it at third base.

Lap dancing is like basketball.  The guys drive to the hole.  The girls protect the basket.

Lap dancing is like hockey.  If you get caught high sticking, you'll end up in the penalty box.

Lap dancing is like soccer.  No touching!

Lap dancing is like auto racing.  The laps go by so fast it's easy to lose count.

Lap dancing is like figure skating.  There are certain required elements.  Extra points are awarded for a more artistic presentation.

Lap dancing is like swimming.  You may want to hold your nose during the flip turns.

Lap dancing is like sailing.  There's really just one rule: Stay out of the Bermuda Triangle.

Lap dancing is like mixed martial arts.  If she's got a good ground and pound, you may not last five minutes.

Lap dancing is like fishing.  Use your rod.  Just be careful you don't go home smelling like the catch.

Lap dancing is like bowling.  You need special equipment to make sure you slide just right!

 

So, is lap dancing a sport? Probably not, but that's not going to stop us from referring to "the sport of lap dancing" every chance we get.

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