A Gentleman's Underwear Must Make Allowances For His Very Large and Flexible Penis

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on August 24, 2013 0 Comments


"Adult male humans have the longest, thickest, and most flexible penises of any living primate.  The penises of gorillas and orangutans average less than two inches when fully erect, and those of chimpanzees average only 3 inches."  -- The Mating Mind by Geoffrey Miller

 

Most underwear is built for a chimp.  Liquid Lapdance is built for you.

 

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