The Condom Trick for Lap Dances

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on June 14, 2012 3 Comments


The Condom Trick for Lap Dances is when a guy wears a lubricated condom during a lap dance.  We love the idea, and many of our customers have tried this before they found out about Liquid Lapdance.

There are two problems with wearing a condom during a lap dance:

1. Condoms don't stay on during lap dances.  The condom must be placed on the penis before the dance starts (typically in the bathroom) when the penis is soft (flaccid).  During the dance, the customer will (hopefully) get an erection.  For the condom trick to work, the condom must stay on the penis during the transition from flaccid to erect.  Unfortunately, condoms aren't designed for soft penises, and it is truly a "trick" to get a condom to stay on during a lap dance.

2. Condoms are too thin for lap dances.  Condoms are great for sex, but vaginas are designed for sex.  The inside of your pants isn't designed for sex, so we need Liquid Lapdance to provide the ideal surface for lap dances.  We've experimented with many different thicknesses of latex, and it turns out a thicker latex feels much better.  This surprised us at first.  We expected the thinnest possible latex would be the best.  But very thin latex doesn't work well for lap dances.  Imagine a slip-and-slide made of Saran Wrap.  It's too thin!  You feel every pebble.  And when you try to slide it just gets bunched up.  Add a bit of thickness, and the slip-and-slide is just right!

3. Condoms are too tight for lap dances.  Liquid Lapdance is a similar idea to a condom, but it actually works very differently.  During sex, a condom wraps tightly around the man's penis.  The condom stays in one place on the penis.  The penis and condom move in and out of the vagina together.  On the other hand, Liquid Lapdance works differently.  Liquid lapdance provides a loose fit, so the penis can slide back and forth easily as the dancer moves.  With Liquid Lapdance, your penis has a lot of freedom.  Yes, you're still inside your pants, but we're trying to simulate the feeling of being lubed up and having the dancer's naked body rubbing on you.  A condom is far too tight and restrictive for this.

Liquid Lapdance Lap Dance Pants are specifically designed for lap dances.  Some dancers even call them "Lap Dance Condoms", but a you now know, they're very different.  Liquid Lapdance fully engulfs the penis and testicles so they can transition with the penis from soft to hard.  The dance will feel great whether you're soft, hard, or anywhere in between.  Liquid Lapdance is made to stay on during the most intense grinding and humping.  A condom could never stay in place during the kind of intense, simulated-sex that Liquid Lapdance is built for.

If you are thinking about the condom trick, you're on the right track.  It's definitely possible to make lap dances feel better with some lubrication.  But don't stop with the condom trick.  Liquid Lapdance opens up a whole new world of pleasure for you at the strip club.  Dozens of customers have written to us saying we completely changed how they think about lap dances.

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