"Prostitution will die."

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on May 01, 2012 0 Comments


"...this company should support the fact that these pants can get you off in one song so you dont go wasting hundreds at a titty bar. Prostitution will die." -- jdub

Thanks for the great comment, jdub.

We do support said fact.  Indeed, it's a source of great pride.

We want guys to have their fun at the strip club (where it's safe and legal), and stay out of dangerous situations (pimps and handcuffs).  Check out our mission statement.  We'd like nothing more than to make the world's oldest profession obsolete.

Guys, you have a choice.  Choose the strip club!  It's cheaper, the girls are cuter, and you're still going to have an earth-shattering orgasm (if you wear your Liquids!).

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