Dancer's little secret - We can get extremely horny at work

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on May 29, 2011 1 Comment


The other day at work (in a top strip club in Las Vegas) I ran into two waitresses in the ladies room.  They were looking down at the floor like it was alive.  As I walked by, one of them grabbed my arm and whispered in my ear.

"She's fingering herself."

From that angle I could see what they were looking at... the reflection of the girl in the stall.  She was fingering herself (and doing a beautiful job of it).

The three of us stood there and watched and giggled and ran out before she came out.  God I love shiny dark floors!

This got me thinking.  A lot of guys probably don't realize how horny we girls can get at work.  I mean, it's kinda obvious... we're human beings not barbie dolls... but, I think a lot of guys probably think it's ALL just an act.

The truth is, my girlfriends and I get extremely horny at work.  We're holding hands, biting, kissing necks, pulling hair, kissing each other, and rubbing our treasure all over the place!  If that doesn't make a girl horny... what would???  There are so many times I've wanted to kidnap a guy and take him home with me... just for a couple of hours... I'll be gentle!

I think a lot of people who don't understand strip clubs imagine that the guys are mostly ugly or undesirable or something.  My experience is that a LOT of the guys who love strip clubs are fit and rich and sexy.

Here in Vegas, it's very common to have celebrities, models, musicians, athletes, and CEOs at the club.  I spend 100% of my time with attractive guys.  When I see a guy I like walk into the club I can't help it... I go straight to him.  I'm not lying when I tell him he's hot or that I want to dance for him.  He's a king.  I want to jump on him and rip my clothes off.

Some girls (especially girls who don't dance) may want to call bullshit on this.  Some girls probably dance JUST for the money.  Not me.  I dance for the rush and the excitement and the connection.

I've danced for Enrique Iglesias, Stephen Tyler, Justin Timberlake, and the hottest soccer player on earth.  I'm pretty sure I enjoyed those dances as much or more than the guys.  And a lot of the hotties I've danced for have become friends.  Maybe it's a Latin thing?

When my new product, Liquid Lapdance, came out, some girls said things like, "Guys shouldn't be having orgasms during lap dances." That put me in a bit of an awkward position because I had to admit... I've had orgasms while GIVING dances to guys, and if I'm allowed to cum, why not them?  Everybody wants to feel good.



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