"I think the CIA could use this as a torture technique"

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on April 28, 2014 0 Comments


From our inbox:

"Hey Guys,

My mind and body were not ready to have that lapdance with your product. I got all I could handle and more and I made it through only 2 songs. You guys have an awesome product and I wish nothing but the best for you guys. I think the CIA could use this as a torture technique because any guy getting a lapdance wearing these couldn't hold out on secrets.

I will be ordering these whenever I can."

 

Note from LL: If our friends in CIA do decide to buy Liquid Lapdance, we'll be happy to give them the same volume discount we give the Secret Service ;) 

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