by Liquid Lapdance on 07 December
Some guys have a "too many women" problem.If you're an alpha-male (like me), women flock to ...
We want you to try our product. We want you to have a great time at the club and become a repeat customer. But that can only happen if you take a chance and let us send you a pair. We know it sounds a little bit wild, but this product will make going to the strip club a lot more fun for you.
So, we'll take all the risk. Simply place your order, and if you don't love Liquid Lapdance, we'll send you a full refund for the price of the product.
If we can't make you cum, we don't want your money.
We built our product so guys can have massive orgasms at the strip club without worrying about paying for extras or having a stain on their pants.
Our attitude is simple. If you have a massive earth-shattering orgasm during your lap dances, our product works. If you try but cannot achieve orgasm during your dances, our product has failied. We're not here to waste your time. We're not in this to make dances a little bit better. We're here to put you over the edge and turn you into a Super Fan who tells all his friends about us.
If you don't cum, send us an email. We'll either solve the problem or give you a full refund. Guaranteed. firstname.lastname@example.org
Now get on over and order up a 3-pack!
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