Liquid Lapdance (1 Pair)
Originating in the Las Vegas strip club scene, Liquid Lapdance is a sex toy guys wear during lap dances.
They’re like regular underwear, but they have a soft, latex extension in front to caress and stimulate the male anatomy. Add a squirt of lube, and you're ready for the best lap dance of your life.
- Moisturizes and lubricates the penis.
- Provides space to get fully-erect.
- Takes the pain out of lap dances.
- Contains the semen.
- Makes it easier to have an orgasm during the dance.
If we can't make you cum, we don't want your money.
We built our product so guys can have massive orgasms at the strip club without worrying about paying for extras or having a stain on their pants.
Our attitude is simple. If you have a massive earth-shattering orgasm during your lap dances, our product works. If you try, but cannot achieve orgasm during your dances, our product has failed. We're not here to waste your time. We're not in this to make dances a little bit better. We're here to put you over the edge and turn you into a Super Fan who tells all his friends about us.
If you don't cum, send us an email. We'll either solve the problem or give you a full refund. Guaranteed. firstname.lastname@example.org
Here's what our customers say:
"my very first experience with the pants, I came and the dancer asked me if I did, I said yes, she wanted to know if I needed to go wipe it out, I laughed and said no, I went back to the bar and was amazed that I was so dry on the outside but knew I was soaking wet inside the pants.... that said, she asked me later what I was wearing, I told her and suggested that her bar have them available for customers, ... not kidding you they would have a line up if they used your product there!!" -- PT, California
You haven't had a lap dance until you've had a Liquid Lapdance! Order today and we'll rush you a pair... or better yet, save with a three pack. Go on, make it rain!
Lap Dance Pants: Performance Microfiber + Latex
Lube: Purified Water, Glycerin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Chlorhexidine Gluconate, Glucono Delta Lactone, Methylparaben, Sodium Hydroxide.
For your convenience, each and every order ships in Discreet Packaging.