Cute Fan Pic!

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 14, 2012 0 Comments


Professor Franz talking about Liquid Lapdance

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 12, 2012 0 Comments

$1 Discount if You're a Virgin

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 11, 2012 0 Comments


Just kidding.  VIRGINS PAY FULL PRICE!  We do offer bulk discounts for church groups, though.  Shoot us an email for all the details:

Too Sexy for Radio!

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 11, 2012 0 Comments

We found out today that ESPN radio has rejected our ad.  We were attempting to advertise during an MMA related radio show in San Diego.  Initially, we had been given the green light, but ESPN decided we were too hot for radio!  They blamed their parent company (Disney).

We think they might change their mind if they actually tried the product.  Note to self: Send Pluto a pair this Christmas.

Loved this customer's description of the product...

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on September 27, 2012 0 Comments

"A cleverly designed

discreet pair of underpants

that lets you lube up your dance

and enjoy an orgasm

in the privacy of your own pants."


We're gonna use this in an ad and see if the masses agree.

"Are you truly a pervert, or are you a boring person?"

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on September 20, 2012 0 Comments

Overheard a hottie asking a guy in the strip club last night.

Great line.

Liquid Lapdance Club in Ensenada Mexico

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on September 19, 2012 0 Comments

Plans are in place for the first Liquid Lapdance club, set to open next year in Ensenada, Mexico.

The club will be called "Liquid Lapdance", and will offer 10 minute Liquid Lap dances for $20.  Our full range of products will be available for purchase, including a new product called the LL Stroker.

If you're an entrepreneur interested in opening a Liquid Lapdance club in your area, get in touch.

New LL Commercial

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on September 17, 2012 0 Comments

Hey guys,

We updated the video on the Liquid Lapdance homepage today.  Hope you like it ;)


"I've saved more than $1000 since I found out about Liquid Lapdance."

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on June 28, 2012 0 Comments

Customer email:

"I want to thank you for what you do.  I used to spend on average $300 per trip to the strip club (my daily ATM limit).  Now the dances feel better and I don't need as many dances to feel satisfied.  I don't need to pay for extras as much either.  I placed my order two months ago.  I've saved more than $1000 since I found out about Liquid Lapdance."

The Condom Trick for Lap Dances

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on June 14, 2012 3 Comments

The Condom Trick for Lap Dances is when a guy wears a lubricated condom during a lap dance.  We love the idea, and many of our customers have tried this before they found out about Liquid Lapdance.

There are two problems with wearing a condom during a lap dance:

1. Condoms don't stay on during lap dances.  The condom must be placed on the penis before the dance starts (typically in the bathroom) when the penis is soft (flaccid).  During the dance, the customer will (hopefully) get an erection.  For the condom trick to work, the condom must stay on the penis during the transition from flaccid to erect.  Unfortunately, condoms aren't designed for soft penises, and it is truly a "trick" to get a condom to stay on during a lap dance.

2. Condoms are too thin for lap dances.  Condoms are great for sex, but vaginas are designed for sex.  The inside of your pants isn't designed for sex, so we need Liquid Lapdance to provide the ideal surface for lap dances.  We've experimented with many different thicknesses of latex, and it turns out a thicker latex feels much better.  This surprised us at first.  We expected the thinnest possible latex would be the best.  But very thin latex doesn't work well for lap dances.  Imagine a slip-and-slide made of Saran Wrap.  It's too thin!  You feel every pebble.  And when you try to slide it just gets bunched up.  Add a bit of thickness, and the slip-and-slide is just right!

3. Condoms are too tight for lap dances.  Liquid Lapdance is a similar idea to a condom, but it actually works very differently.  During sex, a condom wraps tightly around the man's penis.  The condom stays in one place on the penis.  The penis and condom move in and out of the vagina together.  On the other hand, Liquid Lapdance works differently.  Liquid lapdance provides a loose fit, so the penis can slide back and forth easily as the dancer moves.  With Liquid Lapdance, your penis has a lot of freedom.  Yes, you're still inside your pants, but we're trying to simulate the feeling of being lubed up and having the dancer's naked body rubbing on you.  A condom is far too tight and restrictive for this.

Liquid Lapdance Lap Dance Pants are specifically designed for lap dances.  Some dancers even call them "Lap Dance Condoms", but a you now know, they're very different.  Liquid Lapdance fully engulfs the penis and testicles so they can transition with the penis from soft to hard.  The dance will feel great whether you're soft, hard, or anywhere in between.  Liquid Lapdance is made to stay on during the most intense grinding and humping.  A condom could never stay in place during the kind of intense, simulated-sex that Liquid Lapdance is built for.

If you are thinking about the condom trick, you're on the right track.  It's definitely possible to make lap dances feel better with some lubrication.  But don't stop with the condom trick.  Liquid Lapdance opens up a whole new world of pleasure for you at the strip club.  Dozens of customers have written to us saying we completely changed how they think about lap dances.