Is this ass even real?

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 25, 2012 0 Comments

 

Sign me up for a half hour in the VIP.

"It's just crazy enough to work!" - Customer Email

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 24, 2012 0 Comments

I maintain — it's a bizarre-looking thing you have created. "It's just crazy enough to work!"

Liquid Lapdance is Making News!

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 23, 2012 0 Comments

Sister Haley endorses revolutionary new product!

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 19, 2012 0 Comments

"Liquid Lapance is AMAZING for titty fucking." - Customer email

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 18, 2012 0 Comments

 

"Just wanted to send you guys a note letting you know I received my order.  I went to the strip club the next night which was a Friday.  Found a cute little brunette and took her in the back.  She had a great rack, and most of her dancing was her just rubbing her tits on my lap.  I wasn't sure how Liquid Lapdance would perform, but Liquid Lapdance is AMAZING for titty fucking.  You guys rock.  Thanks so much for making this product."

Cute Fan Pic!

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 14, 2012 0 Comments

 

Professor Franz talking about Liquid Lapdance

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 12, 2012 0 Comments

$1 Discount if You're a Virgin

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 11, 2012 0 Comments

 

Just kidding.  VIRGINS PAY FULL PRICE!  We do offer bulk discounts for church groups, though.  Shoot us an email for all the details: goingtoheaven@liquidlapdance.com

Too Sexy for Radio!

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 11, 2012 0 Comments

We found out today that ESPN radio has rejected our ad.  We were attempting to advertise during an MMA related radio show in San Diego.  Initially, we had been given the green light, but ESPN decided we were too hot for radio!  They blamed their parent company (Disney).

We think they might change their mind if they actually tried the product.  Note to self: Send Pluto a pair this Christmas.

Loved this customer's description of the product...

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on September 27, 2012 0 Comments

"A cleverly designed

discreet pair of underpants

that lets you lube up your dance

and enjoy an orgasm

in the privacy of your own pants."

 

We're gonna use this in an ad and see if the masses agree.

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