Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 14, 2012 0 Comments
"Just wanted to send you guys a note letting you know I received my order. I went to the strip club the next night which was a Friday. Found a cute little brunette and took her in the back. She had a great rack, and most of her dancing was her just rubbing her tits on my lap. I wasn't sure how Liquid Lapdance would perform, but Liquid Lapdance is AMAZING for titty fucking. You guys rock. Thanks so much for making this product."
Just kidding. VIRGINS PAY FULL PRICE! We do offer bulk discounts for church groups, though. Shoot us an email for all the details: firstname.lastname@example.org
We found out today that ESPN radio has rejected our ad. We were attempting to advertise during an MMA related radio show in San Diego. Initially, we had been given the green light, but ESPN decided we were too hot for radio! They blamed their parent company (Disney).
We think they might change their mind if they actually tried the product. Note to self: Send Pluto a pair this Christmas.
"A cleverly designed
discreet pair of underpants
that lets you lube up your dance
and enjoy an orgasm
in the privacy of your own pants."
We're gonna use this in an ad and see if the masses agree.
Overheard a hottie asking a guy in the strip club last night.
Plans are in place for the first Liquid Lapdance club, set to open next year in Ensenada, Mexico.
The club will be called "Liquid Lapdance", and will offer 10 minute Liquid Lap dances for $20. Our full range of products will be available for purchase, including a new product called the LL Stroker.
If you're an entrepreneur interested in opening a Liquid Lapdance club in your area, get in touch. email@example.com
We updated the video on the Liquid Lapdance homepage today. Hope you like it ;)
"I want to thank you for what you do. I used to spend on average $300 per trip to the strip club (my daily ATM limit). Now the dances feel better and I don't need as many dances to feel satisfied. I don't need to pay for extras as much either. I placed my order two months ago. I've saved more than $1000 since I found out about Liquid Lapdance."
Liquid Lapdance was invented in Las Vegas by a group of friends. The original idea came because one of the guys didn’t like lap dances. He said the dry grinding left his penis raw.We thought, “There has to be a better way....
Like many companies that bring new products to market, we have a budget to send out free samples to reviewers, bloggers, journalists, radio persona...