i dont really GET what liquid lapdance does? is it special underwear?

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on November 08, 2012 0 Comments

Yes! Liquid Lapdance is a special pair of underwear guys wear to the strip club.  They're like regular underwear, but they have a silicone extension in front.  The extension provides the room you need to get erect and fully enjoy a lap dance.  The product also comes with a packet of lube.

You squirt the lube into the silicone part before the dance.  That's what makes it a "liquid" lapdance.  The extra room and soft, moist, texture of the silicone make the dance feel MUCH MUCH better... so it's much easier to have an orgasm during the dance.

I hope this helps explain for new customers!

The guy wears the underwear under his clothes, and the girl dances for him as normal.

Is this ass even real?

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 25, 2012 0 Comments

 

Sign me up for a half hour in the VIP.

"It's just crazy enough to work!" - Customer Email

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 24, 2012 0 Comments

I maintain — it's a bizarre-looking thing you have created. "It's just crazy enough to work!"

Liquid Lapdance is Making News!

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 23, 2012 0 Comments

Sister Haley endorses revolutionary new product!

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 19, 2012 0 Comments

"Liquid Lapance is AMAZING for titty fucking." - Customer email

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 18, 2012 0 Comments

 

"Just wanted to send you guys a note letting you know I received my order.  I went to the strip club the next night which was a Friday.  Found a cute little brunette and took her in the back.  She had a great rack, and most of her dancing was her just rubbing her tits on my lap.  I wasn't sure how Liquid Lapdance would perform, but Liquid Lapdance is AMAZING for titty fucking.  You guys rock.  Thanks so much for making this product."

Cute Fan Pic!

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 14, 2012 0 Comments

 

Professor Franz talking about Liquid Lapdance

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 12, 2012 0 Comments

$1 Discount if You're a Virgin

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 11, 2012 0 Comments

 

Just kidding.  VIRGINS PAY FULL PRICE!  We do offer bulk discounts for church groups, though.  Shoot us an email for all the details: goingtoheaven@liquidlapdance.com

Too Sexy for Radio!

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 11, 2012 0 Comments

We found out today that ESPN radio has rejected our ad.  We were attempting to advertise during an MMA related radio show in San Diego.  Initially, we had been given the green light, but ESPN decided we were too hot for radio!  They blamed their parent company (Disney).

We think they might change their mind if they actually tried the product.  Note to self: Send Pluto a pair this Christmas.

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