"Liquid Lapance is AMAZING for titty fucking." - Customer email

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 18, 2012 0 Comments

 

"Just wanted to send you guys a note letting you know I received my order.  I went to the strip club the next night which was a Friday.  Found a cute little brunette and took her in the back.  She had a great rack, and most of her dancing was her just rubbing her tits on my lap.  I wasn't sure how Liquid Lapdance would perform, but Liquid Lapdance is AMAZING for titty fucking.  You guys rock.  Thanks so much for making this product."

Cute Fan Pic!

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 14, 2012 0 Comments

 

Professor Franz talking about Liquid Lapdance

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 12, 2012 0 Comments

$1 Discount if You're a Virgin

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 11, 2012 0 Comments

 

Just kidding.  VIRGINS PAY FULL PRICE!  We do offer bulk discounts for church groups, though.  Shoot us an email for all the details: goingtoheaven@liquidlapdance.com

Too Sexy for Radio!

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on October 11, 2012 0 Comments

We found out today that ESPN radio has rejected our ad.  We were attempting to advertise during an MMA related radio show in San Diego.  Initially, we had been given the green light, but ESPN decided we were too hot for radio!  They blamed their parent company (Disney).

We think they might change their mind if they actually tried the product.  Note to self: Send Pluto a pair this Christmas.

Loved this customer's description of the product...

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on September 27, 2012 0 Comments

"A cleverly designed

discreet pair of underpants

that lets you lube up your dance

and enjoy an orgasm

in the privacy of your own pants."

 

We're gonna use this in an ad and see if the masses agree.

"Are you truly a pervert, or are you a boring person?"

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on September 20, 2012 0 Comments

Overheard a hottie asking a guy in the strip club last night.

Great line.

Liquid Lapdance Club in Ensenada Mexico

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on September 19, 2012 0 Comments

Plans are in place for the first Liquid Lapdance club, set to open next year in Ensenada, Mexico.

The club will be called "Liquid Lapdance", and will offer 10 minute Liquid Lap dances for $20.  Our full range of products will be available for purchase, including a new product called the LL Stroker.

If you're an entrepreneur interested in opening a Liquid Lapdance club in your area, get in touch.  support@liquidlapdance.com

New LL Commercial

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on September 17, 2012 0 Comments

Hey guys,

We updated the video on the Liquid Lapdance homepage today.  Hope you like it ;)

xoxo,
Bella

"I've saved more than $1000 since I found out about Liquid Lapdance."

Posted by Liquid Lapdance on June 28, 2012 0 Comments

Customer email:

"I want to thank you for what you do.  I used to spend on average $300 per trip to the strip club (my daily ATM limit).  Now the dances feel better and I don't need as many dances to feel satisfied.  I don't need to pay for extras as much either.  I placed my order two months ago.  I've saved more than $1000 since I found out about Liquid Lapdance."